Ugh, Valentine s Day. Laying naked on my bed I light a cigarette and complain about how stupid Valentine s Day is. I tell you that the holiday is a sham and it annoys me to see men being praised for doing the bare minimum! Dragging on my cigarette, I encourage woman to dump their inept male partners on Valentine s Day and talk about how much better woman are than men. I french inhale and blow smoke at you while criticizing men on Valentine s Day ,